Daisy

This is Daisy

She lives with Lilly in far off Scottyland. She was born in da Scottyland border area on 16th April 2011.
Her new Mum & Dad were tipped off by Tora's mum as they were looking for another Spangold to go along side Lilly.

She is a posh young lady because she has a middle name. It is Faline. She is named after Bambi's girlfriend because she has a long neck which she uses to snaffle stuff in Mummy's kitchen. She has managed to nick 4 raw pigs in blankets and also 2 slices of highly alcoholic Chrissymas cake amongst other things.

Like most of us, she will eat anyfing (apart from satsumas!) but she is a growing girl.

Here she is wiv her fella, Quinn. Although Quinn lives down in London and Daisy lives way up norf in Inverness they are head over heals in love. You can see how much in love they are. I think we may have to keep a careful eye on them at Wonky Camp. We don't want any wonky hanky panky!

Finally, Daisy has an ambition. She loves her Dad very much and to make him happy she is secretly training hard so she can play for Dad's beloved Sunderland

Daisy is a top dog and we all fink she's great.

Love you Daisy xxx

Tilly

This is Tilly

If it is true that gentledogs prefer blondes then this must be one popular girl because she is a proper beauty.

She was born in Lancashire but I will not hold that against her. She went to live on a narrowboat for 2 years and fell into the wet stuff on a regular basis. She did have a doggy life jacket but somehow managed to fall in only when she wasn't wearing it! She found out dat she could swim ok!

She eventually moved into a not wet house and now lives in lovely Buxton and is known by all Wonky Clubbers as The Peak Princess.

She is only allowed half a Wonky at a time due to her Mummy watching her weight. The Wonky Club solicitors are looking into the legality of that and hopefully her Mum will be in serious trouble for abuse!

I iz only joking cause her Mum is great and a big Wonky Club supporter.

Mum is not up to playing tuggy with her as she is so strong so her Grandad plays that wiv her. She is, like others on here, a brilliant de upholsterer and likes un stuffing. All these things show us what a great girl she is but one thing about Tilly is slightly unnerving to some of us (not me), she has a feline best friend called CinCin!

Tilly is fantastic and I love her loads xx

Hector

This is my mate, Hector

Hector is very special to me as he was born on exactly the same day as me! That should mean he never forgets to send me a prezzie for my burfday!!!

Hector loves cushions. Well, he likes ripping them to bits. He is also a huge fan of water. I think he was a fish in a previous life. You can't keep him out of it.

He goes to the pub and has his own spot that he always expects to be empty and waiting for him. He gets lots of treats there. It is the same for me at my pub. That is another thing we have in common.

He is a real action dog and loves killing tennis balls

unlike Tora who loves her tennis ball.

Hector is in lust with a "posh" poodle who he sees in the village but she doesn't seem to fancy a bit of rough so his lust keeps getting ignored by the posh totty. May be she would prefer a dog that spends more time on four legs!

Hector is our deep souf representative in Wonky Club and is one cool dude.

Love ya, Hector. xxx

Tora

This is my pal, Tora

Tora was born 26th May 2009. She had super clever siblings. One of them went to work for da drug squad and one to da bomb squad. She out did them by becoming a member of Wonky Club! How jealous must dey be. 

Tora is a proper water puppy, as you can see from the photo. She loves swimmin. They other fing dat she loves lots is her tennis ball.

As soon as her Dad walks through the door, she drops the ball at his feet and stares at it until he picks it up and throws it.

Food wise, she loves Peeny Butter, piggys ears, Toast, cheese & Wonky Chomps. (Sounds like a perfect meal to me!)

This is her bestest camera smile. What a gorgeous lady she is.

She lives with Jura, Iona and Juno and all play together until it's bedtime when she likes to sleep under the quilt and snore like a trooper!

She is another of da Wonky Club dats lives in Scottyland. She is a very special lady who I adores lots.

Love ya Tora. 

xxx

Billy

This is Billy. He is the zoomy member of Wonky Club!

Billy was not looked after very well when he was a pup but was lucky enough to find new hoomans who love him lots. This was how they found him.

His Mum & Dad already had 2 greyhounds (Sarah & Glen) and were looking for a smaller dog. He fitted the Bill (See what I did there!) He is now three years old. He used to do agility training but can't now since Mum & Dad moved.

His favourite things are roast chicken, Wonky Chomps and Twitter! He also loves milk.

He is a very brave dog. He is not scared by fireworks of thunder but he hates having his nails done. He shoves his feet down the side of the sofa and hopes that Dad will think he has lost his legs! He is a fine weather dog (That's cause he ain't got no meat on him!) and plays frisbee wiv this Dad everyday. He is good at catching it.

When he isn't chasing frisbees he is chasing Squizzers, wabbits and wats. There seems to be a pattern emerging here. Billy likes chasing fings!

This is my favourite photo of Billy.

What a handsome zoomy he is. I is very proud to have Billy as my friend.
Love ya, Zoomy xxx

Lilly

Here is Lilly

She is a very special friend. She is from a far off distant country called Scottyland. She was born in May 2002 on a tiny island up the top, somewhere! She lives up in Scottyland but has also lived in Leicestershire. Like lots of us pups, she was a bit of a naughty chewer when she was ickle. She lived with her beautiful black lab sister, Tara until April 2011 when Tara passed away. Everyone was very sad. Lilly was very ill during this period and her Mum was grateful to all her twitter pals for the love and support they showed to the whole family at this time. Twitter is gwate!

Lilly loves Chickin & Tuna but gets told off for eating kelp on the beach! She is an excellent fisherwoman and da trout swim in fear of her!

She hasn't got a fella at da moment and she can keep her paws off my Henry. She spends most of her time nowadays being the big sister to Daisy pup (Quinn's girlfriend from the earlier blog). I think she has got plenty on her paws looking after Daisy!

Daisy's Mum & Dad are wonderful doggy people and all of us Twitter friends benefit from the love they show to us all.

Daisy & Lilly

I am very proud to have Lilly as a friend.

Love ya, Lilly xx

Doris

The next friend I would like to talk about is Doris.

She is a very clever dog. She is a fanatical Celtic fan. That is great because so am I and we can chat about the football. Although she doesn't share my love of Rovrum United (Nobody is perfect!)

Dad, Mum & Step Grandad outside Celtic Park

Doris was rescued from a very sad life and came to live with her Mum & Dad via The Blue Cross (Top peeps) in May 2011. She says she is about 8 but she isn't sure cuz she forgets how many parties she has had!

She also shares another love of mine, food. Like me, Doris eats just about anyfing. Unlike me, though, she loves mud. She is a dirty dog!!

She goes to Hydro Therapy every week. She says it is for medical purposes but I fink it sounds like a nightclub that she goes to to bust some shapes!

She lives with Meg the Cat, who she tolerates as long as she behaves and she is a brill pal. 

Love ya, Doris